My name is Tarah. I'm 23 years old and still don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Turcois Ominek  (via nofatnowhip)

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I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I’m done, I’m done.
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“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!”

Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!”

(Source: as-seen-on-disney, via g-litorus)

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allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via smoothsweetness)

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via my-initials-are-666)

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso, via fogblogger)

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ryenross:

L I S T E N } { Failed that test? Can’t fit your jeans? Cleaned the drain and your hand collided with the drenched corpse of a rat this morning? If you can’t fix your life, you can at least give it a cheerful soundtrack. So crank up the volume and forget the small worries you’re clinging to, because you’re the raddest and you deserve today with a cherry on top }

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